Celebrating my birthday sucks. I hate all that attention drawn to me and people making a big deal out of something I have zero interest in, like hemorrhoids or looking at baby pictures. I’d rather be alone so I don’t have to “appreciate” the well wishes and pretend like I care. The only time I…
I’m in a high school parking lot on a beautiful New York day. There are cheerleaders atop a school bus doing routines. Flips, splits and pom-pom’s everywhere, major routines beyond anything I’ve seen in any of the six Bring It On movies…yes, I’ve seen all six. They’re defying gravity (this is a dream after all)…
In high school I had a geography class where I was given a test with a blank map of the USA and had to fill in the states with their capitals. My teacher believed this was such an important nugget of knowledge that all students who failed had to retest after school every day until…
In my gay opinion, April Fools Day is one of the most stupid holidays there are. If I’m not going to celebrate Christmas or my birthday, I’m sure as hell not going to celebrate April Fools Day. I never understood wanting to pull pranks on people. I’m too lazy to invest all that time and…
Everyday for three months I’ve been using the 1 Second Everyday app on my phone to capture moments of my life. In my gay opinion, it’s super easy to use and does exactly what I want it to. You just click the record button, trim it down to one second, and at the end of…
Tuesday evening: It’s night and I’m driving in my car (I can safely assume Debbie Gibson’s “Only In My Dreams” was playing on my iPod) into a gravel parking lot of an unmarked brick building with no windows. I get out of my car looking for an entrance. I hear voices from the other side…
For all of those who watched my January video and have been waiting all month for the next installment, wait no longer, welcome to my February. For most people, February is all about Valentine’s Day. In my gay opinion, Valentine’s Day is a bull shit holiday made-up by Hallmark to sell more cards…
Last month my gym announced that it was being taken over. The new gym wasn’t offering as many classes (I need someone to tell me what to do) and wanted access to my bank account for payment. In my gay opinion, it was time to look for a new gym. I am, in no way,…
In my gay opinion, making a New Year’s resolution is one of the worst forms of self harm. It’s a subtle way of saying that you’re not good enough as you are so the only way to be a better person is to change. You have 365 days and if you quit or are unable…
My Gayest Weekend Ever in New York City was coming to an end after having met Stockard Channing and doing Drag Con but I pushed my luck and attempted to meet one more diva before calling it a weekend. The Broadway Flea Market & Grand Auction sells autographed merchandise, show props, and Broadway memorabilia to…
